Everybody Loves This Story: Sex Offender Arrested For 169th Time After Allegedly Groping Woman - Even if he wasn’t arrested 169 times for sex offenses, it’s just totally funnier that way.

So, Here’s A New Story Today: Washington Mayor Sorry for Touching Two Co-Workers, Said It Wasn’t Sexual - Hey, it wasn’t sexual. It was some kind of mayoral malfunction.

Bottom Line: Groping compulsion is a problem. For some people, it will always be a problem. For other people, they need a serious wake up call. But groping and inappropriate touching for self gratification has no place on a Sex Offender Registry. Victims are hurt, but the law is not for revenge. It is for justice. Justice would be mandatory completion for Sexually Compulsive Behavior or GPS tracking – But not registered. Period. DEAR PLANET: The only people that should be registered sex offenders are those that molest children or have violently raped others. Mainly, we’re talking about YOUNG boys and girls that have been SEXUALLY VIOLATED. If a male or female has not done that, they should not be registered. We’re not talking about statutory, or teachers gone wild. Compulsive People Need Help – Not Prison.